How to Succeed at Aging Without Really Dying

If you ask me why I'm blogging,
I will tell you without shame,
I am trying to be ultra cool
And publicize my name,
My book has just been published,
It was crafted with devotion,
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How to Succeed
At Aging
Without Dying.

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